Wanted: Money, and a new set of wrists

My wrists are shot. I'm in braces again because the burning wrist hurt disese known as carpel tunnel has returned to my left wrist. I hate this.

I cant lift weights anymore, I'm getting super tiny. I should just go to mexico, stick a needle in my butt, get over the pain and just get huge.

Until then, if you have a spare set of wrists, can I buy them off of you? oh wait I forgot, I'm broke 🙁

Things suck right now